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Title: Works of George W. Peck

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WORKS OF

GEORGE W. PECK

The "Bad Boy" Series and Others

AN INDEX

Edited by David Widger

Project Gutenberg Editions

CONTENTS

Click on the ## before each title to go directly to a
linked index of the detailed chapters and illustrations

##  Peck's Bad Boy and His Pa
(v.1)

##  Grocery Man and Peck's Bad
Boy (v.2)

##
Peck's Bad Boy Abroad

##  Peck's Uncle Ike and Red
Headed Boy

##
Peck's Sunshine

##  Private George W. Peck

Peck's Bad Boy With the Cowboys

VOLUMES, CHAPTERS AND STORIES

Peck's Bad Boy and His Pa
(v.1)

A CARD FROM THE
AUTHOR.

DETAILED CONTENTS.

PECK'S
BAD BOY.

CHAPTER I.

CHAPTER II.

CHAPTER III.

CHAPTER IV.

CHAPTER V.

CHAPTER VI.

CHAPTER VII.

CHAPTER VIII.

CHAPTER IX.

CHAPTER X.

CHAPTER XI.

CHAPTER XII.

CHAPTER XIII.

CHAPTER XIV.

CHAPTER XV.

CHAPTER XVI.

CHAPTER XVII.

CHAPTER XVIII.

CHAPTER XIX.

CHAPTER XX.

CHAPTER XXI.

CHAPTER XXII.

CHAPTER XXIII.

CHAPTER XXIV.

CHAPTER XXV.

CHAPTER XXVI.

CHAPTER XXVII.

CHAPTER XXVIII.

CHAPTER XXIX.

CHAPTER XXX.

CHAPTER XXXI.

CHAPTER XXXII.

CHAPTER XXXIII.

CHAPTER XXXIV.

CHAPTER XXXV.

CHAPTER XXXVI.

List of Illustrations

Cover

Frontispiece

Titlepage

They Danced the
Can-Can

Air Was Filled
With Dog, and Pa, And Rockets

Stoper, Says
Pa, I've Got a Whale

Ma Appears on the Scene

Pa on the Run

The Bad Boy and his Girl

Helen
Damnation

The Gun Just
Rared up

Then
Everything Was Ready

Hell's-fire,
What You Boys Doin

In the Wrong
Room

A New Way to
Take Seidlitz Powders

Too Late, Pa,
I Die at the Hand of an Assassin

Just As I Am

Special
Providences for a Bad Boy

Pa Grabbed Her by the Polonaise

Happy New Year
Mum

Pa's Fire
Escape

DETAILED CONTENTS:

CHAPTER I.

CHAPTER I.
THE BOY WITH A LAME BACK—THE BOY COULDN'T SIT
DOWN—A PRACTICAL JOKE ON
THE OLD MAN—A LETTER FROM
"DAISY "—GUARDING THE FOUR CORNERS—THE OLD
MAN IS
UNUSUALLY GENEROUS—MA ASKS AWKWARD QUESTIONS—THE BOY TALKED
TO
WITH A BED SLAT—NO ENCOURAGEMENT FOR A BOY

CHAPTER II.

CHAPTER II.
THE BOY AT WORK AGAIN—THE BEST BOYS FULL OF
TRICKS—THE OLD MAN
LAYS DOWN THE LAW ABOUT JOKES—RUBBER
HOSE MACARONI—THE OLD MAS's
STRUGGLES—CHEWING
VIGOROUSLY BUT IN VAIN—AN INQUEST HELD—REVELRY BY
NIGHT—MUSIC IN THE WOODSHED—"'twas ever thus."

CHAPTER III.

CHAPTER III.
THE BAD BOY GIVES HIS PA AWAY—PA IS A HARD
CITIZEN—DRINKING
SOZODONT—MAKING UP THE SPARE BED—THE
MIDNIGHT WAR DANCE—AN
APPOINTMENT BY THE COAL-BIN.

CHAPTER IV.

CHAPTER IV.
THE BAD BOY'S FOURTH OF JULY.—PA IS A POINTER,
NOT A SETTER—SPECIAL
ARRANGEMENTS FOR THE FOURTH OF JULY—A
GRAND SUPPLY OF FIREWORKS—THE
EXPLOSION—THE AIR FULL
OF PA AND DOG AND ROCKETS—THE NEW HELL—A SCENE
THAT
BEGGARS DESCRIPTION.

CHAPTER V.

CHAPTER V.
THE BAD BOY'S MA COMES HOME.—DEVILTRY, ONLY A
LITTLE FUN—THE BAD
BOY'S CHUM—A LADY'S WARDROBE IN THE
OLD MAN'S ROOM—MA's UNEXPECTED
ARRIVAL—WHERE IS THE
HUZZY?—DAMFINO!—THE BAD BOY WANTS TO TRAVEL WITH
A
CIRCUS

CHAPTER VI.

CHAPTER VI.
HIS PA IS A DARN COWARD—HIS PA HAS BEEN A MAJOR—HOW
HE WOULD DEAL WITH
BURGLARS—HIS BRAVERY PUT TO THE TEST—THE
ICE REVOLVER—HIS PA BEGINS
TO PRAY—TELLS WHERE THE
CHANGE IS—"PLEASE MR. BURGLAR SPARE A POOR
MAN'S LIFE!"—MA
WAKES UP—THE BAD BOY AND HIS CHUM RUN—FISH-POLE
SAUCE—MA
WOULD MAKE A GOOD CHIEF OF POLICE

CHAPTER VII.

CHAPTER VII.
HIS PA GETS A BITE.—"HIS PA GETS TOO MUCH
WATER"—THE DOCTOR'S
DISAGREE—HOW TO SPOIL BOYS—HIS
PA GOES TO PEWAUKEE IN SEARCH OF HIS
SON—ANXIOUS TO FISH—"STOPER,
I'VE GOT A WHALE!"—OVERBOARD—HIS PA IS
SAVED—A
DOLLAR FOR HIS PANTS.

CHAPTER VIII.

CHAPTER VIII.
HE IS TOO HEALTHY—AN EMPTY CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE
AND A BLACK EYE—HE IS
ARRESTED—OCONOMOWOC FOR HEALTH—HIS
PA. IS AN OLD MASHER—DANCED TILL
THE COWS CAME HOME—THE
GIRL FROM THE SUNNY SOUTH—THE BAD BOY IS SENT
HOME

CHAPTER IX.

CHAPTER IX.
HIS PA HAS GOT 'EM AGAIN.—HIS PA IS DRINKING
HARD—HE HAS BECOME A
TERROR—A JUMPING DOG——THE
OLD MAN IS SHAMEFULLY ASSAULTED—"THIS IS
A HELLISH CLIMATE
MY BOY!"—HIS PA SWEARS OFF—HIS MA STILL SNEEZING AT
LAKE SUPERIOR

CHAPTER X.

CHAPTER X.
HIS PA HAS GOT RELIGION—THE BAD BOY GOES TO
SUNDAY SCHOOL—PROMISES
REFORMATION—THE OLD MAN ON
TRIAL FOR SIX MONTHS—WHAT MA THINKS—ANTS
IN PA'S
LIVER-PAD—THE OLD MAN IN CHURCH—RELIGION IS ONE THING, ANTS
ANOTHER

CHAPTER XI.

CHAPTER XI.
HIS PA TAKES A TRICK—JAMAICA RUM AND CARDS—THE
BAD BOY POSSESSED OF
A DEVIL—THE KIND DEACON—AT
PRAYER-MEETING—THE OLD MAN TELLS HIS
EXPERIENCE—THE
FLYING CARDS—THE PRAYER-MEETING SUDDENLY CLOSED

CHAPTER XII.

CHAPTER XII.
HIS PA GETS PULLED—THE OLD MAN STUDIES THE
BIBLE—DANIEL IN THE LIONS'
DEN—THE MULE AND THE MULE'S
FATHER—MURDER IN THE THIRD WARD—THE OLD
MAN ARRESTED—THE
OLD MAN FANS THE DUST OUT OF HIS SON'S PANTS

CHAPTER XIII.

CHAPTER XIII.
HIS PA GOES TO THE EXPOSITION—THE BAD BOY ACTS
AS GUIDE—THE CIRCUS
STORY—THE OLD MAN WANTS TO SIT
DOWN—TRIES TO EAT PANCAKES—DRINKS SOME
MINERAL WATER—THE
OLD MAN FALLS IN LOVE WITH A WAX WOMAN—A POLICEMAN
INTERFERES—THE LIGHTS GO OUT—THE GROCERY MAN DON'T WANT A
CLERK

CHAPTER XIV.

CHAPTER XIV.
HIS PA CATCHES ON—TWO DAYS AND NIGHTS IN THE
BATHROOM—RELIGION CAKES
THE OLD MAN'S BREAST—THE BAD
BOY'S CHUM DRESSED UP AS A GIRL—THE OLD
MAN DELUDED—THE
COUPLE START FOR THE COURT HOUSE PARK—HIS MA APPEARS
ON THE
SCENE—"IF YOU LOVE ME, KISS ME?"—MA TO THE RESCUE—"I
AM DEAD
AM I?"—HIS PA THROWS A CHAIR THROUGH THE TRANSOM

CHAPTER XV.

CHAPTER XV.
HIS PA AT THE RE-UNION—THE OLD MAN IN MILITARY
SPLENDOR—TELLS HOW HE
MOWED DOWN THE REBELS—"I AND
GRANT"—WHAT IS A SUTLER.—TEN DOLLARS FOR
PICKLES!—"LET
US HANG HIM!"—THE OLD MAN ON THE RUN—HE STANDS UP TO
SUPPER—THE BAD BOY IS TO DIE AT SUNSET

CHAPTER XVI.

CHAPTER XVI.
THE BAD BOY IN LOVE—ARE YOU A CHRISTIAN?—NO
GETTING TO HEAVEN ON SMALL
POTATOES—THE BAD BOY HAS TO CHEW
COBS—MA SAYS IT'S GOOD FOR A BOY
TO BE IN LOVE—LOVE
WEAKENS THE BAD BOY—HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO GET
MARRIED?—MAD
DOG—NEVER EAT ICE CREAM

CHAPTER XVII.

CHAPTER XVII.
HIS PA FIGHTS HORNETS—THE OLD MAN LOOKS BAD—THE
WOODS OF
WAUWATOSA—THE OLD MAN TAKES A NAP—"HELEN
DAMNATION!"—"HELL IS OUT
FOR NOON."—THE LIVER MEDICINE—ITS
WONDERFUL EFFECTS—THE BAD BOY
IS DRUNK—GIVE ME A
LEMON!—A SIGHT OF THE COMET!—THE HIRED GIRL'S
RELIGION

CHAPTER XVIII.

CHAPTER XVIII.
HIS PA GOES HUNTING—MUTILATED JAW—THE
OLD MAN HAS TAKEN TO SWEARING
AGAIN—OUT WEST, DUCK SHOOTING—-HIS
COAT TAIL SHOT OFF—SHOOTS AT A
WILD GOOSE—THE GUN
KICKS!—THROWS A CHAIR AT HIS SON—THE ASTONISHED
SHE-DEACON

CHAPTER XIX.

CHAPTER XIX.
HIS PA IS "NISHIATED"—ARE YOU A MASON?—NO
HARM TO PLAY AT LODGE—WHY
GOATS ARE KEPT IN STABLES—THE
BAD BOY GETS THE GOAT UPSTAIRS—THE GRAND
DUMPER DEGREE—KYAN
PEPPER ON THE GOAT'S BEARD—"BRING FORTH THE ROYAL
BUMPER"—THE
GOAT ON THE RAMPAGE

CHAPTER XX.

CHAPTER XX.
HIS GIRL GOES BACK ON HIM. THE GROCERY MAN IS AFRAID—BUT
THE BAD BOY IS
A WRECK—"MY GIRL, HAS SHOOK ME!"—THE
BAD BOY'S HEART IS BROKEN—STILL
HE ENJOYS A BIT OF FUN—COD
LIVER OIL ON THE PANCAKES—THE HIRED GIRLS
MADE VICTIMS—THE
BAD BOY VOWS VENGEANCE ON HIS GIRL AND THE TELEGRAPH
MESSENGER

CHAPTER XXI.

CHAPTER XXI.
HE AND HIS PA IN CHICAGO—NOTHING LIKE TRAVELING
TO GIVE TONE—LAUGHING
IN THE WRONG PLACE—A DIABOLICAL
PLOT—-HIS PA ARRESTED AS A
KIDNAPPER—-THE NUMBERS ON
THE DOORS CHANGED—THE WRONG ROOM—"NOTHIN'
THE MAZZER
WITH ME, PET!"—THE TELL-TALE HAT

CHAPTER XXII.

CHAPTER XXII.
HIS PA IS DISCOURAGED—"I AIN'T NO JONER!"—THE
STORY OF THE ANCIENT
PROPHET—THE SUNDAY SCHOOL FOLKS GO BACK
ON THE BAD BOY:—CAGED
CATS—A COMMITTEE MEETING—A
REMARKABLE CATASTROPHE!—"THAT BOY BEATS
HELL!"—BASTING
THE BAD BOY—THE HOT WATER IN THE SPONGE TRICK

CHAPTER XXIII.

CHAPTER XXIII.
HE BECOMES A DRUGGIST—"I HAVE GONE INTO
BUSINESS!"—-A NEW
ROSE-GERANIUM PERFUME—-THE BAD BOY
IN A DRUGGIST'S STORE—PRACTICING
ON HIS PA—THE
EXPLOSION—THE SEIDLETZ POWDER—HIS PA'S FREQUENT
PAINS—POUNDING
INDIA-RUBBER—CURING A WART

CHAPTER XXIV.

CHAPTER XXIV. HE QUITS THE DRUG BUSINESS.
HE HAS DISSOLVED WITH
THE DRUGGER—THE OLD LADY AND THE GIN—THE BAD BOY
IGNOMINIOUSLY FIRED—HOW HE DOSED HIS PA'S BRANDY—THE BAD BOY
AS "HAWTY
AS A DOOK!"—HE GETS EVEN WITH HIS GIRL—-THE
BAD BOY WANTS A QUIET
PLACE—THE OLD MAN THREATENS THE PARSON

CHAPTER XXV.

CHAPTER XXV.
HIS PA KILLS HIM—A GENIUS AT WHISTLING—A
FUR-LINED CLOAK A CURE CURE
FOR CONSUMPTION—ANOTHER LETTER
SENT TO THE OLD MAN—HE RESOLVES ON
IMMEDIATE PUNISHMENT—THE
BLADDER-BUFFER—THE EXPLOSION—A TRAGIC
SCENE—HIS
PA VOWS TO REFORM

CHAPTER XXVI.

CHAPTER XXVI.
HIS PA MORTIFIED—SEARCHING FOR SEWER GAS—THE
POWERFUL ODOR OF
LIMBURGER CHEESE AT CHURCH—THE AFTER
MEETING—FUMIGATING THE HOUSE—THE
BAD BOY RESOLVES TO
BOARD AT AN HOTEL.

CHAPTER XXVII.

CHAPTER XXVII.
HIS PA BROKE UP—THE BAD BOY DON'T THINK THE
GROCER FIT FOR HEAVEN—HE
IS VERY SEVERE ON HIS OLD FRIEND—THE
NEED OF A NEW REVISED EDITION—THE
BAD BOY TURNS REVISER—HIS
PA REACHES FOR THE POKER—A SPECIAL
PROVIDENCE—THE SLED
SLEWED!—HIS PA UNDER THE MULES

CHAPTER XXVIII.

CHAPTER XXVIII.
HIS PA GOES SKATING—THE BAD BOY CARVES A
TURKEY—HIS PA'S FAME AS A
SKATER—THE OLD MAN ESSAYS TO
SKATE ON ROLLERS—HIS WILD CAPERS—HE
SPREADS HIMSELF—-HOLIDAYS
A CONDEMNED NUISANCER—THE BAD BOY'S
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS

CHAPTER XXIX.

CHAPTER XXIX.
HIS PA GOES CALLING—HIS PA STARTS FORTH—A
PICTURE OF THE OLD
MAN "FULL"—POLITENESS AT A WINTER PICNIC—ASSAULTED
BY
SANDBAGGERS—RESOLVED TO DRINK NO MORE COFFEE—A GIRL
FULL OF "AIG NOGG"

CHAPTER XXX.

CHAPTER XXX.
HIS PA DISSECTED—THE MISERIES OF THE MUMPS—NO
PICKLES, THANK
YOU—ONE MORE EFFORT To REFORM THE OLD MAN—THE
BAD BOY PLAYS MEDICAL
STUDENT—PROCEEDS TO DISSECT HIS PA—"GENTLEMEN,
I AM NOT DEAD!"—SAVED
FROM THE SCALPEL—"NO MORE WHISKY
FOR YOU."

CHAPTER XXXI.

CHAPTER XXXI.
HIS PA JOINS A TEMPERANCE SOCIETY—THE GROCERY
MAN SYMPATHISES WITH THE
OLD MAN—WARNS THE BAD BOY THAT HE
MAY HAVE A STEP-FATHER!—THE BAD
BOY SCORNS THE IDEA—INTRODUCES
HIS PA TO THE GRAND "WORTHY DUKE!"—THE
SOLEMN OATH—THE
BRAND PLUCKED FROM THE BURNING

CHAPTER XXXII.

CHAPTER XXXII.
HIS PA'S MARVELOUS ESCAPE—THE GROCERY MAN HAS
NO VASELINE—THE OLD
MAN PROVIDES THREE FIRE ESCAPES—ONE
OF THE ESCAPES TESTED—HIS PA
SCANDALIZES THE CHURCH—"SHE'S
A DARLING!"—WORLDLY MUSIC IN THE COURTS
OF ZION

CHAPTER XXXIII.

CHAPTER XXXIII.
HIS PA JOKES HIM—THE BAD BOY CAUGHT AT LAST—HOW
TO GROW A
MOUSTACHE—TAR AND CAYENNE PEPPER—THE GROCERY
MAN'S FATE IS
SEALED—FATHER AND SON JOIN IN A PRACTICAL JOKE—SOFT
SOAP ON THE
STEPS—DOWNFALL OF MINISTERS AND DEACONS—"MA
TO THE RESCUE!"—THE BAD
BOY GETS EVEN WITH HIS PA

CHAPTER XXXIV.

CHAPTER XXXIV.
HIS PA GETS MAD—A ROOM IN COURT-PLASTER—THE
BAD BOY DECLINES BEING
MAULED!—THE OLD MAN GETS A HOT BOX—THE
BAD BOY BORROWS A CAT!—THE
BATTLE!—"HELEN BLAZES!"—THE
CAT VICTORIOUS!—THE BAD BOY DRAWS THE
LINE AT KINDLING WOOD!

CHAPTER XXXV.

CHAPTER XXXV.
HIS PA AN INVENTOR—THE BAD BOY A MARTYR—THE
DOG-COLLAR IN
THE SAUSAGE—A PATENT STOVE—THE PATENT
TESTED!—HIS PA A BURNT
OFFERING—EARLY BREAKFAST!

CHAPTER XXXVI.

HIS PA GETS BOXED—PARROT FOR SALE—THE OLD MAN IS DOWN ON THE
GROCER—"A CONTRITE HEART BEATS A BOB-TAILED FLUSH!"—POLLY'S
RESPONSES—CAN A PARROT GO TO HELL?—THE OLD MAN GETS
ANOTHER BLACK
EYE—DUFFY HITS FOR KEEPS!—NOTHING LIKE
AN OYSTER FOR A BLACK EYE

Grocery Man and Peck's Bad
Boy (v.2)

DETAILED CONTENTS.

CHAPTER I.

CHAPTER II.

CHAPTER III.

CHAPTER IV.

CHAPTER V.

CHAPTER VI.

CHAPTER VII.

CHAPTER VIII.

CHAPTER IX.

CHAPTER X.

CHAPTER XI.

CHAPTER XII.

CHAPTER XIII.

CHAPTER XIV.

CHAPTER XV.

CHAPTER XVI.

CHAPTER XVII.

CHAPTER XVIII.

CHAPTER XIX.

CHAPTER XX.

CHAPTER XXI.

CHAPTER XXII.

CHAPTER XXIII.

CHAPTER XXIV.

CHAPTER XXV.

CHAPTER XXVI.

CHAPTER XXVII.

List of Illustrations

Cover

Frontispiece

Titlepage

Well I'm Dem'd

One for the
Old Maid

The Old Man
Stabbed

Maple Syrup for One

Great God,
Hanner, We Are Blowed Up

By Low Baby

The Old Man, the Hired Girl and The Goat

After the
Earthquake Was Over

Uncle Tom and
Topsy

The Minister and Deacons Salted

The Sunday
School Teachers First Appearance on Stage

Pa Was All
Tied up

Fourth of July
Misadventures

Hennery, Your
Pa is a Mighty Sick Man

DETAILED CONTENTS.

CHAPTER I.

CHAPTER I.
VARIEGATED DOGS—THE BAD BOY SLEEPS ON THE ROOF—A
MAN DOESN'T
KNOW EVERYTHING AT FORTY-EIGHT—THE OLD MAN WANTS
SOME POLLYNURIOUS
WATER—THE DYER'S DOGS—PROCESSION OF
THE DOGS—PINK, BLUE, GREEN AND
WHITE—"WELL, I'M DEM'd"—HIS
PA DON'T APPRECIATE.

CHAPTER II.

CHAPTER II.
HIS PA PLAYS JOKES—A MAN SHOULDN'T GET MAD AT A
JOKE—THE MAGIC
BOUQUET—THE GROCERY MAN TAKES A TURN—HIS
PA TRIES THE BOUQUET AT
CHURCH—ONE FOR THE OLD MAID—A
FIGHT ENSUES—THE BAD BOY THREATENS THE
GROCERY man—A
COMPROMISE.

CHAPTER III.

CHAPTER III.
HIS PA STABBED—THE GROCERY MAN SETS A TRAP IN
VAIN—A BOOM IN
LINIMENT—HIS PA GOES TO THE LANGTRY
SHOW—THE BAD BOY TURNS
BURGLAR—THE OLD MAN STABBED—HIS
ACCOUNT OF THE FRAY—A GOOD SINGLE
HANDED LIAR.

CHAPTER IV.

CHAPTER IV.
HIS PA BUSTED—THE CRAZE FOR MINING STOCK—WHAT'S
A BILK?—THE PIOUS
BILK—THE OLD MAN INVESTS—THE
DEACONS AND EVEN THE HIRED GIRLS
INVEST—HOT MAPLE SYRUP FOR
ONE—GETTING A MAN'S MIND OFF HIS TROUBLES.

CHAPTER V.

CHAPTER V.
HIS PA AND DYNAMITE—THE OLD MAN SELLING SILVER
STOCK—FENIAN
SCARE—"DYNAMITE" IN MILWAUKEE—THE
FENIAN BOOM—"GREAT GOD, MANNER!
WE ARE BLOWED UP!"—HIS
MA HAS LOTS OF SAND—THE OLD MAN USELESS IN
TROUBLE—THE
DOG AND THE FALSE TEETH

CHAPTER VI.

CHAPTER VI.
HIS PA AN ORANGEMAN—THE GROCERY MAN SHAMEFULLY
ABUSED—HE GETS
HOT—BUTTER, OLEOMARGARINE AND AXLE
GREASE—THE OLD MAN WEARS ORANGE
ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY—HE
HAS TO RUN FOR HIS LIFE—THE BAD BOY AT SUNDAY
SCHOOL—INGERSOLL
AND BEECHER VOTED OUT—MARY HAD A LAMB

CHAPTER VII.

CHAPTER VII.
HIS MA DECEIVES HIM—THE BAD BOY IN SEARCH OF
SAFFRON—"WELL, IT'S A
GIRL, IF YOU MUST KNOW"—THE BAD
BOY IS GRIEVED AT HIS MA'S DECEPTION—
"SH-H-H TOOTSY GO TO
SLEEP"—"BY LOW, BABY"—THAT SETTLED IT WITH
THE CAT—A
BABY! BAH! IT MAKES ME TIRED

CHAPTER VIII.

CHAPTER VIII.
THE BABY AND THE GOAT. THE BAD BOY THINKS HIS SISTER
WILL BE A FIRE
ENGINE—"OLD NUMBER TWO"—BABY REQUIRES
GOAT MILK—? THE GOAT IS
FRISKY—TAKES TO EATING ROMAN
CANDLES—THE OLD MAN, THE HIRED GIRL, AND
THE GOAT—THE
BAD BOY BECOMES TELLER IN A LIVERY STABLE

CHAPTER IX.

CHAPTER IX.
A FUNERAL PROCESSION—THE BAD BOY ON CRUTCHES—"YOU
OUGHT TO SEE THE
MINISTER"—AN ELEVEN DOLLAR FUNERAL—THE
MINISTER TAKES THE LINES—AN
EARTHQUAKE—AFTER THE
EARTHQUAKE WAS OVER—THE POLICEMAN FANS THE
MINISTER—A
MINISTER SHOULD HAVE SENSE

CHAPTER X.

CHAPTER X.
THE OLD MAN MAKES A SPEECH. THE GROCERY MAN AND THE BAD
BOY HAVE
A FUSS—THE BOHEMIAN BAND—THE BAD BOY
ORGANIZES A SERENADE—"BABY
MINE"—THE OLD MAN ELOQUENT—THE
BOHEMIANS CREATE A FAMINE—THE Y. M. C.
A. ANNOUNCEMENT

CHAPTER XI.

CHAPTER XI.
GARDENING UNDER DIFFICULTIES—THE GROCERY MAN IS
DECEIVED—THE BAD
BOY DON'T LIKE MOVING—GOES INTO THE
COLORING BUSINESS—THE OLD MAN
THOROUGHLY DISGUSTED—UNCLE
TOM AND TOPSY—THE OLD MAN ARRESTED—WHAT
THE GROCERY
MAN THINKS—THE BAD BOY MORALIZES ON HIS FATE—RESOLVES TO
BE GOOD

CHAPTER XII.

CHAPTER XII.
THE OLD MAN SHOOTS THE MINISTER—THE BAD BOY
TRIES TO LEAD A DIFFERENT
LIFE—MURDER IN THE AIR—THE
OLD MAN AND HIS FRIENDS GIVE THEMSELVES
AWAY—DREADFUL
STORIES OF THEIR WICKED YOUTH—THE CHICKEN COOP
INVADED—THE
OLD MAN TO THE RESCUE—THE MINISTER AND THE DEACONS SALTED

CHAPTER XIII.

CHAPTER XIII.
THE BAD BOY A THOROUGHBRED. THE BAD BOY WITH A BLACK
EYE—A POOR
FRIENDLESS GIRL EXCITES HIS PITY—PROVES
HIMSELF A GALLANT
KNIGHT—THE OLD MAN IS CHARMED AT HIS SON'S
COURAGE—THE GROCERY MAN
MORALIZES—FIFTEEN CHRISTS IN
MILWAUKEE—THE TABLES TURNED—THE OLD MAN
WEARS THE
BOY'S OLD CLOTHES

CHAPTER XIV.

CHAPTER XIV.
ENTERTAINING Y. M. C. A. DELEGATES—THE BAD BOY
MINISTERS AT THE Y.
M. C. A. WATER FOUNTAIN—THE DELEGATES
FLOOD THEMSELVES WITH SODA
WATER—TWO DELEGATES DEALT TO HIS
MA—THE NIGHT KEY—THE FALL OF THE
FLOWER STAND—DELEGATES
IN THE CELLAR ALL NIGHT—THE BAD BOY'S GIRL IS
WORKING HIS
REFORMATION

CHAPTER XV.

CHAPTER XV.
HE TURNS SUPE. THE BAD BOY QUITS JERKING SODA—ENTERS
THE DRAMATIC
PROFESSION—"WHAT'S A SUPER"—THE
PRIVILEGES OF A SUPE'S FATHER—BEHIND
THE SCENES—THE
BAD BOY HAS PLAYED WITH MC'CULLOUGH—"IWAS THE
POPULACE."—PLAYS
IT ON HIS SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER—"I PRITHEE, AU
RESERVOIR, I
GO HENS!"

CHAPTER XVI.

CHAPTER XVI.
UNCLE EZRA PAYS A VISIT. UNCLE EZRA CAUSES THE BAD
BOY TO
BACKSLIDE—UNCLE EZRA AND THE OLD MAN WERE BAD PILLS—THEIR
RECORD IS
AWFUL—KEEPING UNCLE EZRA ON THE RAGGED EDGE—THE
BED SLATS FIXED—THE
OLD MAN TANGLED UP—THIS WORLD IS
NOT RUN RIGHT—UNCLE EZRA MAKES HIM
TIRED

CHAPTER XVII.

CHAPTER XVII.
HE DISCUSSES THEOLOGY. MEDITATIONS ON NOAH'S ARK—THE
GARDEN OF
EDEN—THE ANCIENT DUDE—ADAM WITH A PLUG HAT
ON—"I'M A THINKER FROM
THINKERSVILLE"—THE APOSTLES IN
A PATROL WAGON—ELIJAH AND ELISHA—THE
PRODIGAL SON—A
VEAL POT PIE FOR DINNER

CHAPTER XVIII.

CHAPTER XVIII.
THE DEPARTED ROOSTER. THE GROCERY MAN DISCOURSES ON
DEATH—THE DEAD
ROOSTER—A BIOGRAPHICAL SKETCH—THE
TENDERNESS BETWEEN THE ROOSTER
AND HIS FAITHFUL HEN—THE HEN
RETIRES TO SET—THE CHICKENS—THE PROUD
ROOSTER DIES—THE
FICKLE HEN FLIRTING IN INDECENT HASTE

CHAPTER XIX.

CHAPTER XIX.
ONE MORE JOKE ON THE OLD MAN—UNCLE EZRA RETURNS—THE
BASKET ON THE
STEPS—THE ANONYMOUS LETTER—"O, BROTHER
THAT I SHOULD LIVE TO SEE THIS
DAY!"—AN UGLY DUTCH BABY—THE
OLD MAN WHEELS THE BABY NOW—A FROG IN
THE OLD MAN'S BED

CHAPTER XX.

CHAPTER XX.
FOURTH OF JULY MISADVENTURES. TROUBLE IN THE PISTOL
POCKET—THE GROCERY
MAN'S CAT THE BAD BOY A MINISTERING ANGEL—ASLEEP
ON THE FOURTH OF
JULY—GOES WITH HIS GIRL TO THE SOLDIER'S
HOME—TERRIBLE. FOURTH OF JULY
MISADVENTURES—THE GIRL
WHO WENT OUT COMES BACK A BURNT OFFERING

CHAPTER XXI.

CHAPTER XXI.
WORKING ON SUNDAY. TURNING A GRINDSTONE IS HEALTHY—"NOT
ANY GRINDSTONE
FOR HENNERY!"—THIS HYPOCRISY IS PLAYED OUT—ANOTHER
JOB ON THE OLD
MAN—HOW THE DAYS OF THE WEEK GOT MIXED—THE
NUMEROUS FUNERALS—THE
MINISTER APPEARS—THE BAD BOY
GOES OVER THE BACK FENCE

CHAPTER XXII.

CHAPTER XXII.
THE OLD MAN AWFULLY BLOATED. THE OLD MAN BEGINS
DRINKING AGAIN—THINKS
BETTING IS HARMLESS—HAD TO WALK
HOME FROM CHICAGO—THE SPECTACLES
CHANGED—A SMALL SUIT
OF CLOTHES—THE OLD MAN AWFULLY BLOATED—"HENNERY,
YOUR
PA IS A MIGHTY SICK MAN"—THE SWELLING SUDDENLY GOES DOWN

CHAPTER XXIII.

CHAPTER XXIII.
THE GROCERY MAN AND THE GHOST. GHOSTS DON'T STEAL
WORMY FIGS—A GRAND
REHEARSAL—THE MINISTER MURDERS
HAMLET—THE WATER MELON KNIFE—THE OLD
MAN WANTED TO
REHEARSE THE DRUNKEN SCENE IN RIP VAN WINKLE—NO HUGGING
ALLOWED—HAMLET WOULDN'T HAVE TWO GHOSTS—"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO BE AN
IDIOT?"

CHAPTER XXIV.

CHAPTER XXIV.
THE CRUEL WOMAN AND THE LUCKLESS DOG—THE BAD
BOY WITH A DOG AND A BLACK
EYE—WHERE DID YOU STEAL HIM?—ANGELS
DON'T BREAK DOGS' LEGS—A WOMAN
WHO BREAKS DOGS' LEGS HAS NO
SHOW WITH ST. PETER—ANOTHER BURGLAR
SCARE—THE GROCERY
DELIVERY MAN SCARED

CHAPTER XXV.

CHAPTER XXV.
THE BAD BOY GROWS THOUGHTFUL—WHY IS LETTUCE
LIKE A GIRL?—KING SOLOMON
A FOOL—THINK OF ANY SANE MAN
HAVING A THOUSAND WIVES—HE WOULD HAVE
TO HAVE TWO HOTELS
DURING VACATION—300 BLONDES—600 BRUNETTES, ETC.—A
THOUSAND WIVES TAKING ICE CREAM—"I DON'T ENVY SOLOMON HIS
THOUSAND"

CHAPTER XXVI.

CHAPTER XXVI.
FARM EXPERIENCES. THE BAD BOY WORKS ON A FARM FOR A
DEACON—HE KNOWS
WHEN HE HAS GOT ENOUGH—HOW THE DEACON
MADE HIM FLAX AROUND—AND HOW HE
MADE IT WARM FOR THE DEACON

CHAPTER XXVII.

DRINKING CIDER IN THE CELLAR—THE DEACON WILL NOT ACCEPT HENNERY'S
RESIGNATION—HE WANTS BUTTER ON HIS PANCAKES—HIS CHUM
JOINS HIM—THE
SKUNK IN THE CELLAR—THE POOR BOY GETS
THE "AGER."

Peck's Bad Boy Abroad

DETAILED CONTENTS

PECK'S
BAD BOY ABROAD.

CHAPTER I.

CHAPTER II.

CHAPTER III.

CHAPTER IV.

CHAPTER V.

CHAPTER VI.

CHAPTER VII.

CHAPTER VIII.

CHAPTER IX.

CHAPTER X.

CHAPTER XI.

CHAPTER XII.

CHAPTER XIII.

CHAPTER XIV.

CHAPTER XV.

CHAPTER XVI.

CHAPTER XVII.

CHAPTER XVIII.

CHAPTER XIX.

CHAPTER XX.

CHAPTER XXI.

CHAPTER XXII.

CHAPTER XXIII.

CHAPTER XXIV.

CHAPTER XXV.

CHAPTER XXVI.

CHAPTER XXVII.

CHAPTER XXVIII.

CHAPTER XXIX.

CHAPTER XXX.

List of Illustrations

Don't Shoot,
Please 019

Doctors Left a
Monkey Wrench in Him 025

Went out Just
Ahead of the Old Man's Arctic Overshoes 027

Pasted a
Tomato Can Label on the Suitcase 31

He Began to
Dance All Around the Platform 037

Fished out a
Nickel and Gave It to the Porter 042

President
Began to Curl up his Lip 045

I Was Starting to Give Him a Swift Punch 047

Saw the Marble
Coffins in Which George and Martha 050

Slipped It
Down the Back of Dad's Pants 057

The Waiter
Brought Dad the Check 063

One Man Wanted
Dad to Cash a Check 067

Night Watchman
Came in With a House Policeman 071

I Am Sorry for
Dad, Because he Holds More Than I Do 074

A Speech,
Thanking his Fellow Countrymen 078

Now I Lay Me
Down to Sleep 094

Snarl at
Everybody They See 101

Stood Around and Let Richard Kill Those Princes 098

Beefeater's
Stampede 107

Suit he Had
Made in Oshkosh 111

Settling the
Irish Question 115

God Save the
King 119

He Went over
Backwards 121

Glad to Serve
Any of the Descendants Of The Heroes 126

Dad Rolled off over the Bowsprit 128

Isn't Money
Enough in the Whole Family to Wad a Gun 131

Dad Drove the
Dukes out 135

Coughs up a
Tip Every Time 143

A Tone of
Voice That Meant Trouble 138

I Won't Hurt the Little Runt 145

Tried to
Explain That he Had Been Buncoed 148

Badge on Dad's
Breast, With the Word "bishop" 153

Dad Was a
Sight when We Found Him in Jail 155

Flies Crawling
Around There Are Men and Women 157

He Took out a
Five-dollar Bill 159

Dance, Like
They Had Seen the People Dance at The Show 164

A System of
Gambling 162

Seeing the
Poor Devils Who Had Gone Broke 166

Reach Into
Another Pocket and Dig up Another Roll 171

Started in on a Democratic Speech 175

Dad Got Down on his Knees and Tried to Say a Prayer 178

Dad Slipped
Down a Crevice About 100 Feet 181

Have to Remain
There Until Spring Opened 183

Dad and the
Anarchists Reveled Till Morning 188

Coughed up over $40 the First Day, Just Giving to Beggars 191

Overboard, One
Yell in the English Language, One In Eye-talian 193

Then You Don't
Blame Your Little Boy, Do You 197

Wanted to Turn in a Fire Alarm 201

Threw a Pail of Ashes over the Fence 204

Dad Insisted on Carrying an Umbrella 207

The Man Rolled
Dad over and he Was a Sight 210

It Was a
Picture to See Dad Go up Old Baldhead 214

And She Was
Stroking his Hair 217

He Was Yelling for Water 223

Pulled a Long
Blue Gun 220

It Brought on a Revolution 227

What Dad
Expected of Me in the Way Of Amusement 230

Went over in the Sand and Struck his Pants on a Cactus 233

He Took the
Lead for Good Old Rome 235

Had to Kiss
Anybody They Brought To Me 238

For Awhile Dad
Dassent Go up 241

He Would Break
Me up Into Bones, and Throw Me Into a Pile 246

The Russian
Told Dad That Nicholas Just Doted On Americans 250

See the Guards
Shaking Dice for Our Money 253

A Cossack Rode
Right up to Him and Lashed Him over The Back 258

Hit Dad in the
Nose With The Butt of a Revolver 255

Hung by One
Pant Leg 264

Piled Us out on Top of Dad 269

Dad Stood up in the Sledge 267

Pursued by a
Pack of Ravenous Wolves 271

When Dad Put his Hand on Her Shoulder and Petted It 276

Get out You
Hounds 282

There'll Be a
Hot Time in the Old Town To-night 279

Another Took
Me by the Ear 285

He Must Bring his Folks, and All His Wives 289

He Was Just
Getting Warmed up 293

Stampede 299

It Takes Nine
Baths to Get Down To American Epidermis 304

Sat There Like a Frog on A Pond Lily Leaf 308

Started on a
Stampede for the Pyramids 311

I Was Ashamed of Dad 319

Pay, Or They
Would Kill Him 316

Dad is
Disguised As a Shiek 323

Keep Away from the Banks for Fear The Banks Will Cave In 329

Sang So Loud
You Would Think he Would Split Hisself 333

Breathed in his Face 339

The King Got
One Piece of the Cayenne Pepper Candy 347

Dad Couldn't
Stand It Any Longer 343

Dad's Pants
Stayed on the Bull's Horns 349

There is
Laughter Everywhere 353

And So This is the Champion Little Devil of America 357

Dad Leaned
Against a Lamp Post and Scratched his Back 364

Began to Sell
Things To Dad 368

Dad and
Leopold Make a Rush for That Swimming Place 372

I'll Swim You a Match to the Other Side 378

When the Goats
Began to Chew The Clothes 375

Grabbed a
Mouthful of Dad's Ample Pants 386

The Ox
Bellowed and Run Away 382

CONTENTS

CHAPTER I.

CHAPTER I.
The Bad Boy and His Chum Call on the Old Groceryman
After Being Away at
School—The Bad Boy's Dad in a Bad Way

CHAPTER II.

CHAPTER II.
The Bad Boy and His Dad Ready for Their Travels—The
Bad Boy Labels the
Old Man's Suit Case—How the Cowboys Made
Him Dance Once

CHAPTER III.

CHAPTER III.
The Bad Boy Writes About the Fun They Had Going to
Washington—He
and His Dad Call on President Roosevelt—The
Bad Boy Meets One of the
Children and They Disagree

CHAPTER IV.

CHAPTER IV.
The Bad Boy and His Dad Visit Mount Vernon—Dad
Weeps at the Grave of
the Father of Our Country

CHAPTER V.

CHAPTER V.
The Bad Boy and His Dad Have Dinner at the
Waldorf-Astoria—The Bad Boy
Orders Dinner—The Old Man
Gets Stuck—Tries to Rescue a Countess in
Distress

CHAPTER VI.

CHAPTER VI.
The Bad Boy Writes the Old Groceryman About Ocean
Voyages—His Dad Has
an Argument Over a Steamer Chair.

CHAPTER VII.

CHAPTER VII.
The Bad Boy and His Dad Eat Fog—Call on Astor—A
Dynamite Outrage

CHAPTER VIII.

CHAPTER VIII.
The Bad Boy Writes About the Craze for Gin in the
White-chapel
District—He Gives His Dad a Scare in the Tower of London

CHAPTER IX.

CHAPTER IX.
The Bad Boy and His Dad Call on King Edward and Almost
Settle the Irish
Question

CHAPTER X.

CHAPTER X.
The Bad Boy Writes of Ancient and Modern Highwaymen—¦
They Get a Taste
of High Life in London and Dad Tells the Story of the Picklemaker's
Daughter

CHAPTER XI.

CHAPTER XI.
The Bad Boy Writes About Paris—Tells About the
Trip Across the English
Channel—Dad Feeds a Dog and Gets
Arrested

CHAPTER XII.

CHAPTER XII.
The Bad Boy's Second Letter from Paris—Dad
Poses as a Mormon Bishop
and Has to Be Rescued—They Climb the Eiffel Tower and the Old Man Gets
Converted

CHAPTER XIII.

CHAPTER XIII.
The Bad Boy's Dad and a Man from Dakota Frame Up a
Scheme to Break the
Bank, But They Go Broke—The Party in
Trouble

CHAPTER XIV.

CHAPTER XIV.
The Bad Boy and His Dad Have an Automobile Ride—They
Run Over a
Peasant—Climb "Glaziers"—Dad Falls Over a
Precipice, But Is Rescued by
the Guides After a Hard Time of It

CHAPTER XV.

CHAPTER XV.
Dad Plays He Is an Anarchist—They Give Alms to the Beggars and the Bad
Boy Ducks a Gondolier and His Dad in the
Grand Canal

CHAPTER XVI.

CHAPTER XVI.
The Bad Boy Writes from Naples—Dad Sees
Vesuvius and Calls the Servants
to Put Out the Fire—They
Have Trouble with a "Dago" in Pompeii

CHAPTER XVII.

CHAPTER XVII.
The Bad Boy and His Dad Climb Vesuvius—A
Chicago Lady Joins the Party
and Causes Trouble

CHAPTER XVIII.

CHAPTER XVIII.
The Bad Boy Makes Friends with Some Italian
Children—Dad is Chased by
Lions from the Coliseum—"
Not Any More Rome for Papa," says Dad

CHAPTER XIX.

CHAPTER XIX.
The Bad Boy and His Dad Visit the Pope—They Bow to, the King of Italy
and His Nine Spots—Dad Finds That "The
Catacombs" Is Not a Comic Opera

CHAPTER XX.

CHAPTER XX.
The Bad Boy Tells About the Land of the Czar and the
Trouble They Had to
Get There—Dad Does a Stunt and Mixes It
Up with the People and Soldiers

CHAPTER XXI.

CHAPTER XXI.
Dad Sees a Russian Revolution and Faints—'The
Bad Boy Arranges a Wolf
Hunt—Dad Threatens to Throw the Boy to the Wolves

CHAPTER XXII.

CHAPTER XXII.
Dad Wears His Masonic Fez in Constantinople—They
Find the Turks
Sensitive on the Dog Question—A College Yell for the Sultan Sends Him
Into a Fit

CHAPTER XXIII.

CHAPTER XXIII.
The Bad Boy and His Dad Meet the Cream of the Harem—"Little
Egypt" Does
a Dancing Stunt—The Sultan Wants to Send Fifty
Wives to the President

CHAPTER XXIV.

CHAPTER XXIV.
The Bad Boy and His Dad Arrive in Cairo—At the
Hotel They Meet Some
Egyptian Princesses—Dad Rides a Camel to the Pyramids and Meets with
Difficulties

CHAPTER XXV.

CHAPTER XXV.
The Bad Boy and His Dad Climb the Pyramids—The
Bad Boy Lights a Cannon
Cracker in Rameses' Tomb—They Flee from Egypt in Disguise

CHAPTER XXVI.

CHAPTER XXVI.
The Bad Boy Writes About Gibraltar—The
Irish-English Army—How He Would
Take the Fortress—Dad
Wants to Buy the "Rock"

CHAPTER XXVII.

CHAPTER XXVII.
The Bad Boy Writes of Spain—They call On the
King and the Bad Boy Is At
It Once More—They See a Bull
Fight and Dad Does a Turn

CHAPTER XXVIII.

CHAPTER XXVIII.
The Bad Boy and His Dad at Berlin—They Call
On Emperor William and His
Family and the Bad Boy Plays a Joke on
Them All

CHAPTER XXIX.

CHAPTER XXIX.
The Bad Boy Writes from Brussels—He and Dad
See the Field of Waterloo
and Call on King Leopold, and Dad and the King Go in for a Swim—The Bad
Boy, a Dog and Some Goats
Do the Rest

CHAPTER XXX.

CHAPTER XXX.
The Bad Boy's Delayed Letter About Holland and Cuba—Dad and the Boy Go
for a Drive in a Dog-Cart—They Have a Great
Time—Land in Cuba and See
the Island We Fought For

Peck's Uncle Ike and Red
Headed Boy

CHAPTER I.

CHAPTER II.

CHAPTER III.

CHAPTER IV.

CHAPTER V.

CHAPTER VI.

CHAPTER VII.

CHAPTER VIII.

CHAPTER IX.

CHAPTER X.

CHAPTER XI.

CHAPTER XII.

CHAPTER XIII.

CHAPTER XIV.

CHAPTER XV.

CHAPTER XVI.

CHAPTER XVII.

CHAPTER XVIII.

CHAPTER XIX.

CHAPTER XX.

CHAPTER XXI.

CHAPTER XXII.

CHAPTER XXIII.

CHAPTER XXIV.

List of Illustrations

Cover

Frontispiece

Titlepage

A Dog Biscuit
Would Have Been Mince Pie

Something the
Matter With This 'ere Terbacker

It Does Not
Take Opera Music to Get People To Heaven

Wanted Me to
Send For a Doctor

Grabbed a
Circus Man by the Arm

My Boy, You
Are Going to Lose Your Uncle Ike

Which is
Jeffries

We Are Going to Have the Petition

Bump That
Indicates That You Will Steal

She is a Nice,
Warm-looking Girl

A Lot of Us
Boys Are Going to the Klondike

I Heard a
Rumor About You Yesterday

Here, This
Plaster Has Got to Be Removed

Nothing on But a Flour Sack

Been Trying to
Smoke the Old Man's Pipe, Eh!

Take to the
Chaparral, Condemn You

You Better
Call It a Draw

We Came to
Offer You the Position of Colonel

Where Did You
Get That Watch

What Dum
Foolishness You Got on Hand Now

Squirming Like a Lot of Angleworms

Where's the
Police

I Would Give
Him One on the Nose With My Left Hand

A Life on the
Ocean Wave

Peck's Sunshine

"NOT GUILTY."

PECK'S
SUNSHINE.

FEMALE DOCTORS
WILL NEVER DO.

CROSSMAN'S
GOAT.

A MEAN TRICK.

A FEMALE KNIGHT
OF PYTHIAS.

THE TELESCOPE
FISH-POLE CANE.

AN ARM THAT IS
NOT RELIABLE.

BOUNCED FROM
CHURCH FOR DANCING.

POLICE
SEARCHING WOMEN.

ABOUT HELL.

UNSCREWING THE
TOP OF A FRUIT JAR.

BUTTERMILK
BIBBERS.

AN ÆSTHETIC
FEMALE CLUB BUSTED.

FOOLING WITH
THE BIBLE.

COLORED CONCERT
TROUPES.

COULDN'T GET
AWAY FROM HIM.

DOGS AND HUMAN
BEINGS.

ARTHUR WILL
KEEP A COW.

SHALL THERE BE
HUGGING IN THE PARKS?

THE BOB-TAILED
BADGER.

CANNIBALS AND
CORK LEGS.

THE MINISTERIAL
PUGILISTS.

MUSIC ON THE
WATERS.

WOMAN-DOZING A
DEMOCRAT.

A LIVELY TRAIN
LOAD.

HOW SHARPER
THAN A HOUND'S TOOTH.

A SEWING
MACHINE GIVEN TO THE BOSS GIRL.

DON'T
APPRECIATE KINDNESS.

RELIGION AND
FISH.

A DOCTOR OF
LAWS.

THE DIFFERENCE
IN HORSES.

ADDICTED TO
LIMBURG CHEESE.

TERRIBLE TIME
ON THE CARS.

CHANGED
SATCHELS.

THE NAUGHTY BUT
NICE CHURCH CHOIR.

SENSE IN LITTLE
BUGS.

SUMMER
RESORTING.

THE GOSPEL CAR.

INCIDENTS AT
THE NEWHALL HOUSE FIRE.

THE WAY WOMEN
BOSS A PILLOW.

THE DEADLY
PAPER BAG

THE VIRGINIA
DUEL.

THE DIFFERENCE.

SPURIOUS TRIPE.

A CASE OF
PARALYSIS.

MALE AND FEMALE
MASHING.

THE USES OF THE
PAPER BAG.

THE NEW COAL
STOVE.

A COLD,
CHEERLESS RIDE.

SOME TALK ABOUT
MONOPOLIES.

A BALD-HEADED
MAN MOST CRAZY.

ACCIDENTS AND
INCIDENTS AT THEATRES.

ALL ABOUT A
SANDWICH.

GOODWILL AND
COMPASSION.

THE FEMALE
BURGLAR.

THE GIRL THAT
WAS HUGGED TO DEATH.

OUR CHRISTIAN
NEIGHBORS HAVE GONE.

THE SUDDEN
FIRE-WORKS AT RACINE.

YOUNG FOOLS WHO
MARRY.

LARGE MOUTHS
ARE FASHIONABLE.

LOOKING FOR A
MOOLEY COW.

THE HARMFUL
HAMMOCK.

BOYS AND
CIRCUSES.

A TRYING
SITUATION.

THE KIND OF A
DOCTOR TO HAVE.

THEY DON'T KNOW
WHAT THEY ABE TALKING ABOUT.

A KANSAS
CYCLONE.

HOW JEFF DAVIS
WAS CAPTURED.

THOSE BOLD, BAD
DRUMMERS.

ANGELS OR
EAGLES.

AN ACCIDENT ALL
ABOUND.

PRIZE FIGHTING
AND MORMONISM.

MISDEAL IN A
SLEEPING CAR.

PARALYSIS IN A
THEATRE

THE QUEEREST
NAME.

CHURCH KENO.

THE ADVENT
PREACHER AND THE BALLOON.

THE CAUSE OF
RHEUMATISM.

HOW A GROCERY
MAN WAS MAIMED.

CAMP MEETING IN
THE DARK OF THE MOON.

ANOTHER VIEW OF
THE CASK

THE PIOUS
DEACON AND THE WORLDLY COW.

THE QUESTION OF
CATS.

THE KNIGHT AND
THE BRIDAL CHAMBER.

THE HOUSE GIRL
RACE.

THE TROUBLE MR.
STOREY HAS.

TRAGEDY ON THE
STAGE.

THE MISTAKE
ABOUT IT.

THE MAN FROM
DUBUQUE.

THE GIDDY GIRLS
QUARREL.

DON'T LEAVE
YOUR GUM AROUND.

THE WAY TO NAME
CHILDREN.

ABOUT RAILROAD
CONDUCTORS.

A HOT BOX AT A
PICNIC.

BROKE UP A
PRAYER MEETING.

SHOOTING ON
SUNDAY, WITH THE MOUTH.

A WASHINGTON
SURPRISE PARTY.

THE DIFFERENCE
IN CLOTHES.

A TEMPERANCE
LECTURE THAT HURT.

BRAVERY OF MRS.
GARFIELD

ILLUSTRATING
THE ASSASSINATION.

THE INFIDEL AND
HIS SILVER MINE.

THE GREAT
MONOPOLIES.

ANOTHER DEAD
FAILURE.

OUR BLUE-COATED
DOG POISONERS.

AND HE ROSE UP
AND SPAKE.

GOT IN THE
WRONG PEW.

PALACE CATTLE
CARS.

DUCK OR NO
DINNER.

THE GUINEA PIG.

FAILURE OF A
SOLID INSTITUTION.

Private George W. Peck

CHAPTER I.

CHAPTER II.

CHAPTER III.

CHAPTER IV.

CHAPTER V.

CHAPTER VI.

CHAPTER VII.

CHAPTER VIII.

CHAPTER IX.

CHAPTER X.

CHAPTER XI.

CHAPTER XII.

CHAPTER XIII.

CHAPTER XIV.

CHAPTER XV.

CHAPTER XVI.

CHAPTER XVII.

CHAPTER XVIII.

CHAPTER XIX.

CHAPTER XX.

CHAPTER XXI.

CHAPTER XXII.

CHAPTER XXIII.

CHAPTER XXIV.

CHAPTER XXV.

CHAPTER XXVI.

CHAPTER XXVII.

List of Illustrations

Mounting a
Horse from the Top of A Rail Fence

On Went the
Two Night Riders

Great Caesar's
Ghost How It Did Taste

Never Did
Know, How I Got out of the General's Tent

A Solemn
Funeral Oration

You Are a
Darling Good Man

Engineer Threw a Lump of Coal and Hit Me

We Went Into the Camp That Way

Just Promoted to the Proud Position of Corporal

Xcuse Me, But
What Kind of a Thing is That?

Two Very Long
Stockings, Came over the Pulpit

Gave a Yell
That Could Have Been Heard A Mile

She Gave Him a
Piece of Her Mind

I Forbid You
Touching That Mare

Stood There for a Minute, Like A Horse Statute

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Table of Contents

- WORKS OF GEORGE W. PECK

- The "Bad Boy" Series and Others AN INDEX

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- Grocery Man and Peck's Bad Boy (v.2)

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- Peck's Bad Boy Abroad

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